The Well-Endowed
Garden of Eatin', Vegetables

Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work

I have a dirty, dirty little garden. I do. I don’t know what goes on at night, but this morning, I caught them all in the act… the carrots, that is.

The Well-Endowed

The Not-So-Well-Endowed

The Not-So-Well-Endowed

The Kama Sutra

The Kama Sutra

The Midget

The Midget

The Orgy

The Orgy

And yes, this all came from the same harvest!

One Big Happy Family

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  • Sarah Raven

    Haha love it; just made my sunday morning! 😀

    • Sarah

      Ooops Saturday I mean!

  • Julie Backus

    Thanks for a good laugh! I a fight with a carrot today . . . Was pulling carrots to juice and there was one in the corner of my raised bed that I couldn’t pull out. I dug down 6″, watered it well and still ended up just breaking off the first 6 inches of it! Carrots are funny creatures!

    • I’ve had to take a shovel to my carrots before, when a measly little trowel just didn’t cut it! 🙂

  • Kate

    Totally SFW here at Nature’s Footprint! =)

  • Lisa M.

    too funny!!!

  • that’s good!

  • Laura D

    I have to imagine there is an illustrated book out there with pictures of veggies that look like “other things” – if not, I think you have yourself a great book idea!

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