I have a dirty, dirty little garden. I do. I don’t know what goes on at night, but this morning, I caught them all in the act… the carrots, that is.
The Well-Endowed
The Not-So-Well-Endowed
The Kama Sutra
The Midget
The Orgy
And yes, this all came from the same harvest!
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theGardenBetty
April 15, 2013 at 5:00 pmI have a naughty little garden. Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/uB0V697ayc #gardenchat #gardening
theGardenBetty
April 15, 2013 at 11:01 amMy veggies are scandalous. Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/U613uzPmm1 #gardenchat #gardening
theGardenBetty
April 14, 2013 at 9:00 pmBlogged on Garden Betty: Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/pNjUH0evNB < TY for RT! @1astute
theGardenBetty
April 13, 2013 at 3:00 pmMy garden is xxx-tra special. Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/tD7QRVsDmS #gardenchat #gardening
theGardenBetty
April 13, 2013 at 9:00 amRT @sassybrassica: Safe at my work! MT @theGardenBetty: Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/11Fv08rzHi
Sarah Raven
April 13, 2013 at 8:50 amHaha love it; just made my sunday morning! 😀
Sarah
April 13, 2013 at 8:51 amOoops Saturday I mean!
Beth Foran Hanavan
April 12, 2013 at 11:08 pmBeth Foran Hanavan liked this on Facebook.
Julie Backus
April 12, 2013 at 7:18 pmThanks for a good laugh! I a fight with a carrot today . . . Was pulling carrots to juice and there was one in the corner of my raised bed that I couldn’t pull out. I dug down 6″, watered it well and still ended up just breaking off the first 6 inches of it! Carrots are funny creatures!
Linda Ly
April 14, 2013 at 2:04 pmI’ve had to take a shovel to my carrots before, when a measly little trowel just didn’t cut it! 🙂
theGardenBetty
April 12, 2013 at 6:00 pmI have a dirty, dirty little garden. I do. Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/Vxjl1vCfWH #gardenchat
Randall S. Winkler
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Gerry Hernandez
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theGardenBetty
April 12, 2013 at 12:01 pmWhat goes on in my garden: Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/11Fv08rzHi #gardenchat #gardening
Garden Betty
April 12, 2013 at 10:31 amOf course you read porn for the articles. 😉
Amy Goo
April 12, 2013 at 10:21 amOf course I see the word ‘ porn’, and I have to read the article that goes with it.
Kate
April 12, 2013 at 9:29 amTotally SFW here at Nature’s Footprint! =)
Dora Tam
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Jun Iguchi
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Lisa M.
April 12, 2013 at 7:12 amtoo funny!!!
Mike the Gardener
April 12, 2013 at 6:58 amthat’s good!
Laura D
April 12, 2013 at 6:57 amI have to imagine there is an illustrated book out there with pictures of veggies that look like “other things” – if not, I think you have yourself a great book idea!
1astute
April 12, 2013 at 6:19 amRT @theGardenBetty: Blogged on Garden Betty: Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/pNjUH0evNB
BG_garden
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theGardenBetty
April 12, 2013 at 6:00 amBlogged on Garden Betty: Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work http://t.co/pNjUH0evNB