Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work

I have a dirty, dirty little garden. I do. I don’t know what goes on at night, but this morning, I caught them all in the act… the carrots, that is. The Well-Endowed The Not-So-Well-Endowed The Kama Sutra The Midget The Orgy And yes, this all came from the same harvest!

Linda Ly
The Well-Endowed

I have a dirty, dirty little garden. I do. I don’t know what goes on at night, but this morning, I caught them all in the act… the carrots, that is.

The Well-Endowed

The Not-So-Well-Endowed

The Not-So-Well-Endowed

The Kama Sutra

The Kama Sutra

The Midget

The Midget

The Orgy

The Orgy

And yes, this all came from the same harvest!

One Big Happy Family

25 Comments

  1. Thanks for a good laugh! I a fight with a carrot today . . . Was pulling carrots to juice and there was one in the corner of my raised bed that I couldn’t pull out. I dug down 6″, watered it well and still ended up just breaking off the first 6 inches of it! Carrots are funny creatures!

  2. I have to imagine there is an illustrated book out there with pictures of veggies that look like “other things” – if not, I think you have yourself a great book idea!

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