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Carrot Porn: NSFW… Or Maybe It Is, Depending On Your Work

The Well-Endowed

I have a dirty, dirty little garden. I do. I don’t know what goes on at night, but this morning, I caught them all in the act… the carrots, that is.

The Well-Endowed

The Not-So-Well-Endowed

The Not-So-Well-Endowed

The Kama Sutra

The Kama Sutra

The Midget

The Midget

The Orgy

The Orgy

And yes, this all came from the same harvest!

One Big Happy Family

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25 Comments

  • Sarah Raven
    April 13, 2013 at 8:50 am

    Haha love it; just made my sunday morning! 😀

    Reply
    • Sarah
      April 13, 2013 at 8:51 am

      Ooops Saturday I mean!

      Reply
  • Julie Backus
    April 12, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    Thanks for a good laugh! I a fight with a carrot today . . . Was pulling carrots to juice and there was one in the corner of my raised bed that I couldn’t pull out. I dug down 6″, watered it well and still ended up just breaking off the first 6 inches of it! Carrots are funny creatures!

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    • Linda Ly
      April 14, 2013 at 2:04 pm

      I’ve had to take a shovel to my carrots before, when a measly little trowel just didn’t cut it! 🙂

      Reply
  • Kate
    April 12, 2013 at 9:29 am

    Totally SFW here at Nature’s Footprint! =)

    Reply
  • Lisa M.
    April 12, 2013 at 7:12 am

    too funny!!!

    Reply
  • Mike the Gardener
    April 12, 2013 at 6:58 am

    that’s good!

    Reply
  • Laura D
    April 12, 2013 at 6:57 am

    I have to imagine there is an illustrated book out there with pictures of veggies that look like “other things” – if not, I think you have yourself a great book idea!

    Reply

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